moderngrumpgems:

The absolute madman

teathattast:

nappy nap 😴

skeetskeetwithdaparakeet:

ravensloane:

god put me on this world and said “let this dumbass roam”

We are all gods roombas that he’s let loose

laughingstation:

you promised these kids krabby the clown

but all i saw was

cheapy the cheapskate

kirkaut:

m86:

xtec:

m86:

yall, living in current time: *compares yourself to anime characters or some other dumb shit*
me, living in 2060: you see this rock? it is me

gemsona

fuck you. fuck you fuck you. fuck y

altoclaft:

if you play an instrument, im sorry to tell you this but… you are sexy.

everythingiswhatevernow:

badjokesbyjeff:

Doctor: Do you want the good news first, or the bad news?

Man: Good news first please, doc!

Doctor: We’re naming a disease after you

Why is this funny

oe9:

does anyone else secretly have that “i liked it before it was cool” complex but wont admit it

dankmemeuniversity: